The Normal Record. April 1903

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THE NORMAL RECORD.
they were pleased.
To Dora—■
"If I laka you and you laka me
And we laka both the same,
I laka say, this very day
I laka change your name
Cause I lova you and lova you   true.
And if you will lova me,
One live as two, two live as  one,
Under tbe Siskiyou trees."
— From Thine.
should be an ordinal.
Buiuey   is   evincing   a   great   affection   for
precious stones of late, especially the "Ruby."
New Composers of Old Songs.
B. Broyles—When I'm a Man Like You.
Dr. VanLiew —Come,   boys,   I   have something to tell you.
C " Moore—I hate to get up early in the
ruorn.
D. Spenser—Oh !  My heart is gone.
Bob Rouke — I'm tired.
M. Mooney—'Tis better to have loved and
lost than never to have loved at all.
J. Bryan—The girl with the changeable
eyes.
N. Walker—How would  you like to be me?
S. Smith—Susan, dear Sue.
E. Stansbury—My little southern queen.
The Flanagans —Smiles! Smiles   Smiles!
T. McMauus—Ireland, I love you.
E. Cuddeback —So you couldn't hardly
notice it at all.
E. Loynachan — Silenced, are my songs.
G. Piatt —I shall have to tell Albert.
F. Davis—Smitten.
Eliz. Perdue —I'd like to be the leading lady.
A. Kermode—Please   go   'way   and   let me
sleep.
C. Peterson--Good morning, Carrie.
E. Abbey   -Elsie from Chelsea.
D. Hudson - "We" don't care if you never
come back.
Miss Carden — Ma Honolulu Lady.
Prnf. Miller in U. S. Hist. —Has any body
a 'Hart' here?
Dora S. — I have.
We would doubt it but for-the fact that
Fred sits across the aisle.
Miss Carden (in Seminar)—I should read
a* thus:  A power of 4 or a fourth.
Mr. C — I don't like that reading. It
gives   a   distinctly   'Cardin'al   idea   to   what
Chemistry   Alphabet.
A is for Adams jolly and gay.
B is for Berry who knows the right way.
C is for Crabbe, also Comstock you  know,
D is for Darst who in knowledge doth grow.
E is for Eakle, a timid young maid,
F is for fortune iu Chemistry made?
G is for Glass broken by all,
H is for Hennigan, who is not very small.
1 is for ills in the chemistry lab.
J is for Jepson.who wants just one "Crab be. "
K is for Kynock, a pretty bright fellow.
L is   for   Lane   and   LaPoint, whose voices
are mellow.
M is for Manning, very clever, you see;also
Mooney, promoter of Chemistry Glee.
N is for nothing, you wont  rind it here.
O is for Oxygen, which acts awfully   queer,
P is for Poor, ne'er in Chemistry seen?
Q is for quizzes, which we think so  mean.
R is for "Result?", so hard to obtain,
S is for soaked — "Take it again "
T is for Thomas, whose bright face doth shine
U is for us, all the "Chemistry Combine."
V is for vapor, volumne and vim,
W is for Wilkinson with many a whim,
X is for ex's that are coming in June,
Y is fot yearning to know of our doom,
Z is for zeal which we all try to assume.
M. M. Training School.
We wonder:
Why E. Sweeney blushed when she read,
"Why don't you speak for yourself, Joe?"
Why Dooley's pickets look so broken off.
Why Willie's favorite color is "White."
Whose telephone line Lorene  M. keeps hot.
Why Miss Lennon will not let Carnot look
at two certain girls.
Why Benjamin Franklin ever wrote his
autobiography.
If you ask Mina C.which kind of a husband
she wants, a baker, merchant or farmer, she
says,    immediately,    "Farmer."
In Algebra class the other morning Carnot
asked Miss Stewart how she liked her ride on
the horse. She could only reply with a blush
and we think she "felt hurt."
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