The Normal Record. January 1901

              THE NORMAL   RECORD.
who ought not to be united in wedlock. But
as the world needs educating along this line,
it is not safe for her to begin at this early
date to unfold any plans.
Winnie will be the head of navigation. Her
electric ships will cross the ocean at more
than a mile a minute and will go from New
York to Liverpool in two days. These ships
will be built above the water supported by
runners like those of the sleigh.
Winona is to be the President of the Board
of Horticulture. She will grow oranges in
New York and Philadelphia. Vegetables
will be grown by electricity. In winter the
soil will be warmed by underground electric
wires. At night vegetables bathed in floods
of electric light will grow as fast as in the
day light. Rays of colored light adapted to
certain plants will hasten their growth.
Straw berries as large as apples will be eaten at Christmas, also other fruits.
E. Myers will be a noted teacher in pastry.
She will have established great laboratories,
equipped with electric stoves, coffee grinders,
egg beaters, sugar shakers, etc.
Jack Waste will be the President of the
United States in 1919, by accepting the Silver Platform and becoming a full fledged
Democrat. The women of the United States
having been granted Woman's Sufferage will
endorse him as their candidate and he will be
elected by the largest majority any
Democratic President has ever received. After being a President one
year he will prove himself a second
George Washington—First in peace and
first in the hearts of his countrywomen, if not first in war, for under his
beneficent administration war will be made
impossible by the substitution of the women's
humane and common sense policy of National
Arbitration.
The mistress of the White House, will be
one of his old class mates. Her beauty will
be much talked about all over the world. It
is Bertha Fish, who fills this lucky and much
bnged for place.
Clara will never teach but will marry a
wealthy old farmer, much older than herself.
Her husband will not live long and then she
will spend her time and money in travel.
Ada will be a noted lawyer.    She   will  re
form the jury system and make it practically
impossible for the guilty to be cleared and
for the innocent punished. As an orator she
will be a woman of mark, not a Susan B.
Anthon3', but a real lawyer, politican and
stateswoman.
Lena, on the last and final test she took
under Hendy received 3 tens and 2 nines and
this so inspired her in the study of philosophy
that she immediately set to work to solve all
the new problems in philosophy. One of
these she will successfully accomplish, that is
mental communication. She will put her
arguments so plainly before the people that
they will be able to communicate mentally at
a distance of nearly a hundred miles.
Maud will be the, "Hello girl." and will
manage the Telephone Department. Her
great invention will be an electrical telephone that will enable people in America to
hear distinctly what is going on in London,
Paris, Berlin and other great cities.
Rachael Myers will bs head of the Millinery
Department. She will abolish many object-
ional styles and will inaugrate many reforms
in dress. She will get the people to walk
with the kangaroo dip.
Karl Campbell will so simplify English grammar that there will be no need for studying
along that line and he will spend his time
making constructive drawings.
Mamie Lang who was always at the head
of her class in mathematics will become the
professor in mathematics in the greatest
college of the world which will be called the
"Twentieth Century College." All the matha-
matical questions of the day will be referred
to her, and she will solve them. Her book,
which will be the most wonderful ever written will be entitled the "Twentieth Century
Ideal of Geometry."
Kate will be a famous musican of both the
voice and all the musical instruments.
Margaret will be a bachelor girl living in
New York, and her time and money will be
spent in hunting for some new dish to satisfy
her appetite which will never be appeased.
She will also be a candy fiend, fudge being
her favorite kind, of which she will always
have a supply.
Repining   courage yields no foot   to foe-
Spenser.